Japfest 2011 - Caption Competition

[TonyleFrog]

Thought I would throw this one open to the collective minds of the OC. The usual rules apply.

[synXero]

Demonstrating how the sheep in Wales generally end up interacting with an MR2?

[PeteJ]

Oi old timer, It doesn't matter how hard you rub it... YOUR DOING IT WRONG!... The phone is for talking on and the Autosol is for polishing!

[peteV6R5]

Are you sure there is a golden rivet - and this is the right cream?

[Cytokine]

Agghhh bloody toothbrush.

[vinp182]

The salesman said if I rub this here, I might have a chance of keeping up with that black mk3

[sp1key]

........ Who's farted? 

[d-peg]

[thought bubble] ..... is it Autosol or Anusol that make yer frikkn hair grow?....[/bubble]

[andyroo]

"I am sure i saw that monkey somewhere."

[BlackIce2]

You what to buy my car for how much , and then put a lambo kit on it.
Over my full tube of autosol .

[Adrian J]

Just a little into the inlet manifold...that'll polish up the ports nicely.

[Howlin_Mad]

Alan, when we said the Autosol was for polishing your head, we didn't mean literally. And hopefully you haven't stuffed your phone in the engine as you aren't going to get good reception from a tube of metal polish

HM

[simon1]

1 tube of autosol, lots of elbow grease and the whole bay will be gleaming by the end of this show.

[chris]

"I know I dropped the cap down here somewhere..."